Four Old Broads
Four Old Broads
by Leslie Kimbell
July 25 – Aug 4
Retired burlesque queen Beatrice Shelton desperately needs a vacation – and a Sassy Seniors Cruise through the Caribbean may be just the ticket . . . if she can just convince her best friend, Eaddy Mae Clayton, to stop praying and go with her.
Unfortunately, things have not been very pleasant at Magnolia Place Assisted Living since Nurse Pat Jones began working there. The newest resident, Imogene Fletcher, is suddenly losing her memory. Maude Jenkins is obsessed with her favorite soap opera and planning her own funeral. Sam Smith, retired Elvis impersonator, keeps trying to bed every woman in the building. A mystery unfolds with laughter as the gals try to outsmart the evil Nurse Pat Jones and figure out why so many residents have been moved to “the dark side,” what exactly IS that mysterious pill, and what happened to Doctor Head?
Hilarity ensues as Imogene goes undercover and Maude enters the Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant to throw Pat off their trail. If they can solve the mystery, they may make it to the cruise ship after all.
“If The Golden Girls was rebooted today, it would look much like Four Old Broads” – Carolina Curtain Call
Cast:
Beatrice Shelton –Theresa Louviere
Eaddy Mae Clayton – Ruth Weinzettle
Imogene Fletcher – Kim Patton
Pat Jones – Johnette McNeal-Coco
Maude Jenkins – Melissa Savage
Sam Smith –Jim Weinzettle
Ruby Sue Bennett – Claressa Nixon
Lurleen – Gwendolyn Nixon
Alexia – Jill Dupont
Carlton – Jacob Parker
Show dates:
Thursday, July 25 – 7:30pm *****SOLD OUT*****
Friday, July 26 – 7:30pm
Saturday, July 27 – 7:30pm
Sunday, July 28– 2:30pm matinee only *****SOLD OUT*****
Thursday, Aug 1 – 7:30pm *****SOLD OUT*****
Friday, Aug 2 – 7:30pm *****SOLD OUT*****
Saturday, Aug 3 – 7:30pm
Sunday, Aug 4 – 2:30pm matinee only *****SOLD OUT*****
